i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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