Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
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Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit