Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
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Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
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you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.