I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
My cat gives me a boner
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN