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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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