I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
he thought i was a dude.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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