i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
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I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
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I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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