Have you finally orgasmed yet?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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