omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
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I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
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Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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