This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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