i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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