one might say we're banned from that church
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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