She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
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it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
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Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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