It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Do you have feelings for this penis?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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