May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
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You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
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eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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