rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Randomize
