Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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