There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
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he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
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If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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