called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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