it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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