I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
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Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
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No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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