She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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