Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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