As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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