Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
No subtext here. People are naked.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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