THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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