so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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