Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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