The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
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I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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