respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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