So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Randomize
