I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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