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Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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