just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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