So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
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remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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