My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
