quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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