Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
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Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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