go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
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You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
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We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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