My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Randomize
