It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
