Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
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Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
It's never too late to be topless.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
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As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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