this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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