Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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