How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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