Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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