We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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