Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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