I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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