Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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