yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
only if we run a train.
done.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
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Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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