note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
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I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
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