The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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