I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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