Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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