She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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