nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
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