ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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